Ham Cycles

That’ll have to do

They say an Achilles injury really takes two years before you feel like yourself again…

Have you gone to that vegan bakery? It’s awful. They have these breakfast cupcakes and I swear it tasted like sand. I was like, “Excuse me, this is very sandy.” And I asked them, “What do you put in it?” And do you know what they said to me? “Sand.”