The St. Thomas Pumpkin Patch

To our dear customers,

We're still open through Friday night! And that cool weather we ordered a few weeks ago finally arrived. Better late than never, amirite

Anyway, feel free to come grab your gourds tomorrow and Friday (you do know that the world needs pumpkins in November too, right?)!

Beginning Saturday, everything must go. Literally. We move into our "take what you want, leave what you want" mode, where you can literally have as many of our pumpkins for free (but we'd love to have a little donation!).

If you do feel moved to leave us a little somethin-somethin, you can do so via the QR codes on the yard signs (Zelle preferred, but PayPal and Venmo are okay), or follow the directions on the signs for other methods.

From the bottom of our orange hearts (🧡), thank you for your support this year. We'll be back next year, with new additions, and better than ever!

Since it's just us "geezers and boomers" (our kids' words, not ours...) using Facebook these days, we feel fairly confident no kids will see this.

Enjoy the adult-ish humor from across the pond and hey - at least it's not muddy at our patch! 🎃

Pick Your Own Pumpkin 🎃😅 #comedy #humor #british #fblifestyle #humour #uknews #comedyreels

Friends, our resident Karen has complained repeatedly to the manager about the [lack of] Fall weather, but hey - it's felt pretty nice this week, hasn't it?

We've been working hard this week to beautify our little patch, consolidating pallets and stacking them so your pictures come out 👨‍🍳💋. (The kids told me that was a clever way of emoji-ing chef's kiss, but I think they're secretly trolling me and laughing behind my back.)

Come this weekend and chill with our gourds, our cute Cub Scout volunteers, and yes, you can bring your doggos... just clean up after them when they do doggo things, please.