Sergeant Pickle Rick

ATTENTION — LISTEN UP, YOU BEAUTIFUL WAR CRIMES 🫡

My sponsor just green-lit the largest giveaway I’ve ever dropped, and no… this is not a drill, a recall, or a “we’ll circle back.”

I’m giving away the brand-new Resident Evil dropping in February.
Day-one. Free. Yours.

I’ve never done a new release giveaway before, but apparently command decided morale was too high and needed to be managed.

Want it?
Show up to stream.
Follow orders.
Don’t be late like it’s first formation.

Details drop NEXT stream, so get your ass online or live forever knowing you missed free loot because you were “busy.”

👉 www.twitch.tv/sgtpicklerick

P.S.
Real s**t for half a second—shoutout to everyone who’s been following, lurking, subbing, and financially enabling this chaos. I honestly didn’t think y’all would go this hard for the merch, but here we are… thriving, unhinged, and upsetting my sponsor’s accountant.

Love you degenerates.
Now fall in, shut up, and watch the stream. 🪖🔥

SgtPickleRick - Twitch 🎖️ Army Vet | PC Builder | Tactical Gamer💀 Welcome to the War Barracks — Adapt. Overcome. Reload.

📢 TWITCH CLIPPER WANTED

(18+ | Dark Humor | No Crybabies)

I’m a growing Twitch streamer looking for a clipper with a sense of humor, basic editing skills, and the ability to meet deadlines without disappearing like a private on CQ.

If you clutch your pearls easily, this ain’t it.

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🎬 Mission Brief

Your job is to:
• Dig through Twitch VODs like it’s a field exercise
• Find funny, cracked, or unhinged moments
• Turn them into short-form clips (15–90 seconds)
• Deliver content that won’t embarrass me publicly (too much)

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💸 Pay (Per Approved Clip)

Low-end rates because we’re just getting started — promotions come with performance.
• $3 – Basic clip
Cut it clean. Don’t overthink it.
• $6 – Light edit
Zooms, light captions, minimal effort but not lazy.
• $10 – “This might go viral”
Strong hook, captions, actual thought involved.

🪖 Most clips will be $3–$6
💰 Paid weekly via PayPal / Cash App / Venmo

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📌 Requirements
• 18+ (humor is not PG)
• Can take feedback without spiraling
• Can hit deadlines without excuses
• Discord access
• Editing software that isn’t MS Paint

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🚀 Career Progression (Yes, Really)
• Pay increases as the channel grows
• Consistent clippers get priority
• Don’t suck → you’ll stick around

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📬 Apply by DMing Me:
• Your editing experience (rookies welcome)
• What software you use
• A sample clip if you’ve got one (optional, not a board review)