Puff's Pub

🚨 THE GREAT PLANT ESCAPE: AN AUDACIOUS HEIST 🚨

In what is easily the most devastating local tragedy since Nextdoor users discovered people putting dog p**p bags in other people's trash cans, and Amazon drivers looking just a little too long at porch decorations... we have the crime of the century.

Two weeks ago, one of our beloved plants was forcefully assisted in making a break for the exit by the individual and her getaway driver pictured below.

The botanical variety of the victim is a Wandering Trad. However, we would have preferred if it hadn't been encouraged to wander entirely out of the pub.

We just want our boy back. He responds to the name, “Henry”. If you happen to know these plant-nappers, or if you are reading this and your conscience is finally kicking in, please return Henry to the bar.

No questions asked. We will even throw in a free pass on any judgment. We actually have plenty of plant starts and would be happy for you to raise your own little Henry Jr. Let’s get Henry home, people.

*Queue Pink Panther theme music*