Mischievous Machines

Quick pop quiz: When's the last time you changed your oil? If you had to think about it for more than 2 seconds, that's your answer. Here's the thing oil is literally your engine's blood. You wouldn't go years without a checkup (okay, some of y'all would, but that's between you and your doctor). Your engine ain't got health insurance. YOU'RE the health insurance. Fun fact: the old "every 3,000 miles" rule? Mostly outdated for modern cars. Most synthetics are good for 5,000-7,500. But here's the dad joke: Why did the engine break up with the old oil? Because it was tired of the sludge …I'm not sorry. Need an oil change or a full checkup? We got you. (406) 590-9157

I don’t drive a sh*tbox… I operate a rolling experiment in structural integrity and blind optimism.