Status Mow

Lawn care joke of the week!!!

Simon's motor mower had broken down. His wife, Maria, kept dropping hints
about getting it fixed before the grass grew too tall, but the message
wasn't getting through, and Simon kept procrastinating and putting off doing
the repairs.Frustrated, Maria decided on what she thought was a clever way to make
her point. When Simon arrived home from work, he found Maria sitting in the
grass, clipping it by hand with a tiny pair of scissors.

Simon, totally amazed, watched silently for a few minutes, then went into
the house only to appear again a few minutes later where he handed her a
toothbrush.When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the
sidewalks,' said Simon ungraciously