Corks In Cowtown

Happy birthday to everyone’s favorite scallywag, Monica! Not only is she hilarious and gorgeous but we’re never quite sure what she’ll say next. And we like it that way. Make sure to wish her a happy birthday filled with cheese and martinis! Are you even friends if you don’t look like a couple?

In this lively episode of Corks in Cowtown, Monica and I are back behind the mics, ready to share our hilarious stories and everyday mishaps. We dive into a list of quirky pet peeves, from the ridiculousness of vanity license plates to the mystery of Jeep rubber duck collections. Ever wondered why wasp nests are sold as decor or why window tinting laws make no sense? We’ve got you covered.

We recount my first misadventure of running out of gas in remote Kansas, while I dish on surviving lackluster massages and culinary disasters. Plus, we tackle the absurdity of paying for air and explain why we’d much rather sip wine while navigating life’s oddities. Tune in for our unfiltered take on the everyday annoyances and our wild plan to rate Fort Worth’s latest dining spots.

Well y’all, it’s been a MINUTE, and we’ve got some catching up to do. Spoiler alert: I somehow managed to get engaged, married, AND move to Kansas all in the span of eight months—who saw that coming? Not me, especially since my proposal happened on literally the worst day of my life. Meanwhile, Monica’s out here thriving in mom life… but also ready to put her kid out on the street over a potential lice situation (honestly, fair). Let’s dive into all the life changes, unexpected twists, and what it’s really like going from city life to country chaos. From wrangling small-town quirks to surviving motherhood, this episode is full of unfiltered stories, laughs, and of course, scallywag energy. Pour a drink (or three) and let’s catch up! We missed ya’ll!