Butler Brothers Landscape Construction

It is common knowledge that people with ponds never get abducted and now we know why!!!
🚨 Recently released C.I.A. documents have revealed something shocking…

For decades, dolphins have secretly been protecting Earth from alien invasion in a classified intergalactic war.

Dolphins are of course known fierce and intelligent warriors and totally dominate the aliens in all aquatic environments. Unfortunately for the aliens, this has also created a deep, irrational fear of ponds, waterfalls, fountains, and decorative backyard water features.

So naturally, the best way to protect your home and family is simple:

Install a water feature.
Mark yourself safe from alien abduction.
Enjoy a beautiful backyard.

And fortuitously for you… you already know a water feature designer and installer. 😉

Ponds • Waterfalls • Fountains • Pondless Features • Landscape Construction

Butler Brothers Landscape Construction
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P. S. The neighbor did not have a pond