Starbucks - Fairhope

Ugh, yall!! It’s so sad. Fairhope just won’t support our chain!! The one and only chain in town. Not sure how we can stay in business like this!!!!

We used our big corporate money to call some big corporate friends of ours to help us with a little favor, and take care of this proactively.

How’s your little banner now, Provision????

Take that, “provisions” 😛

Starbucks - Fairhope has started their own airplane advertising campaign against people making coffee at home.

To quote two of the best college football coaches around…….”we coming!!! (Coach O and Neon Deion!)

Since I’ve been told over and over that Fairhope only supports LOCAL BUSINESSES, decided to take a break from construction and visit Fairhope’s newest local dining establishment, Jersey Mike's Subs. Hard to believe this place only exists here in our little utopia!!!

What a beautiful write up about the best new coffee shop coming to Fairhope!! Can’t wait to single handily destroy this small town with the one and only chain business in all of Fairhope!!

Fairhope's new Starbucks takes shape - Gulf Coast Media The parking lot of the Eastern Shore Village Center has a new addition. The Fairhope Starbucks building is slowly taking shape. Construction began in late March and has been a hot topic on …

Despite the Fairhope Times blocking me for some reason? I’m glad they’re documenting our progress!!!

We coming!






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It’s Saturday, and these big men are working to erect me! Closer every day, to ruining Fairhope as the only chain in town!

For us here at your Fairhope Starbies, we are 10 out of 10 obsessed with coffee! What about YOU?????

And also 10 out of 10 obsessed with destroying all other local coffee shops!!

Your girls’ drawers when Starbies comes to town…..

We are so excited to announce and share our most recent apparatus purchase with you today….Fairhope VFD Air Command 58. This new chopper will enable us to quickly extinguish illegal beach bonfires as well as assist the Fairhope Police Department with patrolling our expansive Fairhope public beaches. The chopper will be kept at the end of the Fairhope Pier on the soon to be built heli-pad.
Now taking applications for pilots at
www.itsapril1st.org

Due to complaints by the fine people of Fairhope, Starbies will no longer be coming to take over and run off all the coffee shops. We apologize for the inconvenience and all.

New plan below……..

Back by popular demand will be Fred’s!!!

Beautiful weekend to get some work done!

Fairhope coffee shops…..WE COMING!!!!