Captain Kenos

We received a cease and desist letter from an AI clown farm representing a massive national for profit museum (it’s true, look it up!) saying that this image is their image. Don’t really know what’s going to happen but they are still for sale for now!

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Cap’n Keno’s is proud to announce that we’re are the official dive bar legacy apparel of team USA baseball! Make us proud, gentlemen! *

*statement may or may not be complete bs

Use the discount code “BLACKFRIDAY” at checkout for 20% off everything!

New coozies, crop tops, crewnecks and more available now at kenosmerch.com