Myers Fitness Evolution

Today the culture took a hit. Not from a newcomer, not from someone unfamiliar with the ways of The Pit — but from a fully initiated, long standing member. This was supposed to be a moment. Instead what followed was the most painful, drawn out, cringe-worthy game of repeat-after-me that The Pit has ever witnessed. I said the phrase. She butchered it. I said it again. She rearranged the words like she was solving an anagram. I said it SLOWER. She looked me dead in the face and produced something that wasn't even in the same zip code as correct. At one point I'm pretty sure she invented a new language. We went back and forth so many times that I slowly felt every ounce of my coaching credentials leave my body, one after the mo*********ng other.
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Grace made her triumphant return today — after a well-earned hiatus, she came back swinging... and squatting, and gasping, and questioning every life choice she's ever made. Welcome back, Grace — we missed you (and apparently, your muscles missed us too)!
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