Colonel Ingus

Sipping on a Hans Gruber, vodka gimlet, and waiting curtain. Had to make sure I was still in Denver and not Nakatomi Plaza. I’ll be sure to wait to grip the carpet with my toes until I’m back home safe.

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Made it once before in my old apartment. Time to break it out for the oven I plan to use for quite some time! Looks pretty enough. Not too shabby for an off-duty b***y!

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Want to get a little weird? Want to get a little wacky? Want to get a little… felt up? Well you’re in luck because you can get all that and more at this special puppet-filled show! And yours truly is taking everyone on a magical trip to the land of make believe. You’ll be there, right neighbor?

Leave your treble at home because it’s time to crank the BASS and BEATS. You won’t want to miss this show. EDM never looked so good.