The Card Aisle

Ok, well, what a f***ing year! Seems like every day there’s a new dumpster fire, so we might as well make them useful. Hope y’all are taking your meds, drinking enough water, and being nice to each other. Hugs and kisses from Madrid ✌️

PS, you can snag a 10 pack or digital download of this card in my Etsy shop 🩵

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and there are a lot of testicles out there 🫴

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2012 throwback: the birth of The Card Aisle. I made my bf help me take product shots which also included this gem. See how tiny those cards are? My poor printer. I sent him files at half the proper size and when I picked them up I learned they were literally almost too small to be “legally” mailed in a tiny envelope. Or something like that. Anyway, over 10 years later - I’ve learned my proper files set-ups and most importantly, to not over-wax mah ‘brows.

Much love to every single one of you 💕

Did you guys know that I hate Tuesdays? That’s all. Wait — it’s Tuesday right?🤘🖤

Cuz it’s Sunday y’all 🙌