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Nothing like a WIN to start a FriYAY!!!

Way to go That Attorney Jena!!!

Sunday may be Funday but Monday is Dismissal Day with

Congrats That Attorney Jena for Justice well served!

It’s the BEST Monday that ever Monday’d y’all!!

Tarrant County
3rd Degree Felony Possession of a Controlled Substance - DISMISSED!

My favorite part of the job is walking a client out the doors of the courthouse, one last time, a free person! The hugs are pretty great too!


Swartz Davidson, PLLC

This is a REAL Supreme Court brief written by The Onion to protect the free speech right to parody 🤣💪🏻🫣⚖️
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“Parody Functions By Tricking People Into Thinking That It Is Real.
Tu stultus es. You are dumb. These three Latin words have been The Onion’s motto and guiding light since it was founded in 1988 as America’s Finest News Source, leading its writers toward the paper’s singular purpose of pointing out that its readers are deeply gul- lible people.

The Onion’s motto is central to this brief for two important reasons. First, it’s Latin. And The Onion knows that the federal judiciary is staffed entirely by total Latin dorks: They quote Catullus in the original Latin in chambers. They sweetly whisper “stare deci- sis” into their spouses’ ears. They mutter “cui bono” un- der their breath while picking up after their neighbors’ dogs. So The Onion knew that, unless it pointed to a suitably Latin rallying cry, its brief would be operating far outside the Court’s vernacular.”
https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/22/22-293/242292/20221003125252896_35295545_1-22.10.03%20-%20Novak-Parma%20-%20Onion%20Amicus%20Brief.pdf