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Q. Who gives baby sharks their presents on Christmas?
A. Santa Jaws.

Q. What kind of cars do Santa’s elves drive?
A. Toy-otas

Q. How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
A. Only one. After one present, it is not empty anymore.

Q. What’s the best Christmas gift for the person who has everything?
A. A burglar alarm.

Q. Why did Santa’s helper feel sad?
A. He had low elf-esteem.

Q. What does a gingerbread man use to keep his bed warm?
A. A cookie sheet

Q. Why did the doctor warn the dad not to eat Christmas tree decorations?
A. He didn’t want him to catch tinsel-itis
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A couple is walking through St. Petersburg Square in Russia on Christmas Eve when they start to feel something wet fall upon their faces.
“I think it’s raining,” says the man.
“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman.
“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He’s always right!” the man insists. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”
“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile, “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
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Q. Where does Santa stay when he’s on a vacation?
A. At a ho-ho-ho-tel.

Q. How can you tell snowmen from snowwomen?
A. Check for snowballs.

Q. Why is it always so cold during Christmas?
A. Because it is Decembrrrrrrrr.

Q. What did the first snowman says to the second snowman?
A. “I don’t know about you, but I smell carrots.”

Q. What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast food?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
A. Because their days are numbered.

Q. Who is Santa’s male favorite singer?
A. Elf-is Presley.

Q. Who’s Santa’s favorite female pop star?
A. Beyon-sleigh

Q. What do you call a child who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A. A rebel without a Claus.

Q. How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited?
A. He keeps a log.

Q. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
A. Because they always drop their needles.

Q. What is Santa’s favorite state?
A. Ida-ho-ho-ho

Our free Christmas Store opens tomorrow, for Arlington & Grand Prairie residents, from 10:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. The Store will stay open every day (excluding Sundays) through December 23rd, closing at noon on the last day. For more information about how to gain access to the Store, click this link: https://missionarlington.org/wp-content/uploads/UPDATED-Christmas-Store-Flyer-with-color-1.pdf. We don't want any child to be missed. Would you please help us spread the word?