MooMazing Cows

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days 🍰

I have a photographic memory, but I always run out of film 📸

Oops is always better than what if 🤷‍♀️

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴🧌

"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it 😅

Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it 🤔

Happiness is not having to set an alarm for the next day 😴

Running on caffeine and dry shampoo ☕️🚿

My bed and I are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up ⏰💔

I’m on a new diet. I eat everything, but in smaller portions 🥄

Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth 🤐

Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I’m holding it 📱