Being Gnarly

Hey f**kboys/girls/nonbinaries. Like always, we're back for this post and we'll f**k off for a year or so. Enjoy it, like it, because we're gonna go try to develop a P*P addiction and be out of commission for a while. Get f**ked. Do something gnarly. Do some gnarf**king. Go to a pottery class. We don't give two s**ts about you, just make life worth it. Stay gnar, f**ks**ts.

After a two year hiatus due to hospitalization from snorting too much fiberglass, we're back. Get f**ked.

There is glass in my Urethra. F**k.

We have an all-new setup thanks to Zuckerberg. Buttf**k it, let's make the best of this. Tell all your friends to join, start sending us gnarly s**t, and bring this page back. Get the word out guys!

I'm single on Valentine's Day since I tend to only be able to get off by copulating with open wounds. That's a hard f**king favor to ask in bed. What are all of your reasons?? Let's hear 'em guys.

No one gets out alive.

Dying Fetus on repeat!

I'm reviving this page. So tell people about it. Or there shall be no l**e tonight.

Hey, F**k you.