Chat Tales

My girlfriend said "You people are all the same" to a server and humiliated her in front of the entire restaurant. Turns out that server was my sister.

I put my brother in the hospital after he screwed my wife and bragged, "you know I always get what I want." My family took his side and tried to get me thrown in jail, so I made them regret it.

"Relax. I didn't even think we'd make it this long. You're just a phase," my girlfriend said at our three-year anniversary dinner. So I paid the bill and left.

"My ex was a real man. This one's just dependable." She joked at her sister's wedding. I left mid-reception and filed for divorce Monday.

During a quiet Thursday night, she looked at me and said, "If I'm being honest, I always hoped to end up with someone else." I smiled and said nothing. Next morning, I packed her things.