Kimi Farms

Just FYI for all our friends in the Christmas decorations business.

Has Trump cancelled Christmas? China's decorations makers report no U.S. orders Trump has hiked tariffs on Chinese imports to more than 104% in an escalating trade war that threatens the world's largest exporter of manufactured goods.

A customer said that all this freshly made garland looks like Mr. Snuffleupagus. We think it looks more like Oscar the Grouch...as the main character at the end of The Fly. But the customer is always right, so we'll go with the wooly mammoth thing.

Your thoughts?

Not all Christmas tree lot salesmen wear capes. Most of us wear ring knives instead. The cape guys are just....weird.