Legalize Cow Punching

We've noticed people newly discovering our page get a bit confused by what we're really about. Maybe we're not being clear enough. If we aren't, we're sorry. Here's who we are and what we're about.

Hi. We're Legalize Cow Punching. We do not actually want to make it legal to punch cows, force cows to pay taxes, or advocate for animal abuse or any kind. We make those jokes and are names in such a way to get the attention of evil conglomerates (chiefly PETA) that pretend to be about animal rights and health when in reality, they're the complete opposite.

Animal lovers: We're on YOUR side. We want you here, joining us, in fighting PETA. Did you know they euthanize 4 out of 5 animals that come into their shelters? So much for "Ethical Treatment".

As far as the game we released and our merchandise goes: We don't retain that money. Merch sales split between going into costs to run the website, and going to various charities. The game is pay WHAT YOU WANT, even if that's 0. Any money made from the game goes straight to charity.

We support a variety of charities that rotate month by month. We're not changing our for December, however; All money we get from the game, and a split of all proceeds from merch sales, are going to the ASPCA until the end of the year. After that? We'll support another charity for a month.

Join our fight. We're happy to have you.