The Clawson Digest

AVAILABLE AT THREE CATS, DOWNTOWN CLAWSON.

WITH A JAW DROPPING 3+ CONFIRMED KILLS PER NIGHT, JAXSON (AKA JAXSONATOR) IS A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH. JACXSON IS CURRENTLY DEPLOYED IN CLAWSON, PATROLLING THE CITY AND ELIMINATING RODENTS. DO NOT INTERFERE WITH HIS WORK.

"Clawson Shares!" has released a new patch update that prevents users from exploiting the infinite money glitch after a man was caught reselling shelves, ironically giving away his own dignity for free.

Which is kinda smart but also an insanely lame way to make your neighbors dislike you. Can you imagine being kicked out of a free stuff group on the internet?