Nobody Jones

Hello, old friends. It's been a minute.

I assume you all know what's happening today? The Chicago copper may or may not be found guilty of any degree of murder. A guy may or may not be selected to be a Supreme Court judge. And either way this one or that goes, we all may be fu**ed.

If you're in Chicago, get out of town. The judge won't give the decision of the jury until Tuesday because why let the city burn to the ground over the weekend when it can be done after Columbus Day, on Tuesday?

The city will riot. It will no be a peaceful protest. It will go boom quicker than the Cubs being removed from the playoffs.

This weekend, schools will be closed for Tuesday and Wednesday. Business will board up their windows and doors. At noon on Tuesday, the streets will be as packed as the roadways of the East coast filled with folks trying to escape the upcoming hurricane. At 5 PM, Chicago will be remanant of the child peacefully sleeping in her bed waiting for Saint Nicholas to arrive.

And then the s**t storm will arrive. It will be those who are upset the verdict wasnt strict enough. Or those who feel it was too much. Either way this goes, this city will riot.

They will say he was doing his job. They will say he was no threat. They will say the result was based on the color of his skin. They will say the result was based on the color of the others skin. They will say they demand justice. They will say the system is broke.

And they will be right. No matter which they, they are.

Its 10 am on the Friday before The Windy City disappeared.

Rest easy.

Nobody Jones
Oct. 2018

When's the last time any of you have read a thing on this page?

So, I just woke up from a rather long nap (a few years, I think) and discovered a reality star* is the new president? Who the hell was doing the voting?

It's a sad fact, really, a man can be elected president in this country based on a flawed system of electoral votes vs. a popular vote. I mean, when all you need to do is win the states with the majority of these votes, why not blow all the smoke you can up these folks asses to gain the thumbs up from these people? I mean, p**s on Maine, Rhode Island and the other smalls, but really go after the retired in Florida, know what I mean?

F**k women's rights, black lives matter, freedom of religion, speech and the right to carry a gun. Let's tell the retirees down by Mikey Mouses house we're going to construct a wall to keep those evil Hispanic/Mexican folk outta dodge, right?

How, in the name of God (can I still use her name in this country?), did this guy fool so many of you?

Looks like I'll be sleeping for the next 4-8 years. Unless there's talk of the "I" word. Anything yet?

Why does it seem every time a female is arrested and charged with s*xual acts with a minor; be it a minor of the same or opposite s*x as the woman, she seems to be punished less harshly than a man?

Before you get your panties all bunched up, don't misconstrue what I've just said and think I am advocating for s*xual activity with minors, because I'm not in any way. But what I am saying is if a male has s*x with a minor, he's going to prison. I don't mean an 18-year old guy and his 15-17 year old sweetie, I mean the guy who is 45 and having s*x with the 14-year old. That some-bitch is gonna got sit in the big house for a bit.

Former School Bus Driver Pleads Guilty To S*x With Minor Girl - CBS Chicago A former Woodland School bus driver was sentenced to extensive probation Thursday in a negotiated guilty plea to the s*xual abuse of a 16-year-old girl.

He's good. Read him.

"You're a stay-at-home mom? What do you DO all day?" It's happened twice in a week, and they were both women. Anyone ought to have more class than this, but women -- especially women -- should damn well know better. Last week, I was at the pharmacy a...

A Chicago woman sues the Skokie Police Department after she claims an officer threw her face-first into a cement bench in her cell. Warning, it's not pretty to watch.

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