My ADHD Brain

It’s over 100° damn degrees outside, and this bu****le was acting like he had to p**p SOOOOOO bad, so I brought him out here to potty.

Do you think he peed or p**ped? Nope. Instead, he immediately lied down on our sun-torched/drought-ridden yard and refused to move for 25 minutes.

My northern transplant roots don’t have enough sweat glands for this s**t.

But… how could I be mad at that face? 🥹

He’s the goodest boy!

Yesterday I saw a bird with a worm in its mouth at 2:49pm.

Don’t ever let anyone tell you that you have to get up early.