CRIB LLC

SEEKING FEMALE ROOMMATES ONLY!

2 VERY LARGE rooms available @ $450/mo ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED!!! Month-to-Month or 6 month lease!

3 bed 2 bath 1500sq.ft Large living room and kitchen shared. shared full bath on main level. ALL HARDWOOD FLOORING. Preference is no pets.

1 room has private access to enclosed screen backyard porch.

Driveway or garage parking, great backyard and patio space for entertaining. Minutes from Midtown and Downtown Cape Girardeau.

Call or Text us @ 573-290-2478 for viewing

🔥 FOR RENT | Massive Historic Downtown Flat | Main Floor | Themis St. | CRIB LLC 🔥

This is not an apartment.
This is a statement piece.

A sprawling lower-level residence in the heart of downtown Cape with old-world art deco charm, stained glass, tiled fireplace, soaring ceilings, and floor-to-ceiling windows flooding nearly every room with natural light.

Originally two separate apartments — now one expansive living space — offering flexibility you simply cannot find anywhere else downtown.

You overlook City Hall. You’re steps from Broadway. Walk to SEMO, coffee shops, nightlife, bar crawl, events — everything. 🚶‍♂️☕🎓🍻

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✨ THE SPACE

🛏 3 Oversized Bedrooms (Large Enough to Be Studio-Style Suites)
🛁 2 Full Bathrooms
🍽 2 Full Kitchens
🧺 In-Unit Laundry
🔥 Original Tiled Fireplace
🎨 Stunning Stained Glass Details
🪟 Floor-to-Ceiling Windows & Natural Light Throughout
🏛 Historic Trim, High Ceilings, Art Deco Character
🌿 Large Covered Front Patio (Shared with Upstairs)
🌳 Backyard Space + Multiple Sliding Doors to Rear Patio
📦 Endless Storage

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💡 FLEXIBILITY THAT MAKES THIS SPECIAL

Because this was formerly two units, you have the ability to close off front and rear sections for privacy.

Perfect for:
• Multi-Generational Living (Grandparents / Extended Family)
• Aunt / Uncle Suite
• Roommate House with Separation
• Sorority / Fraternity Style Living
• Creative Live / Work Layout

This is rare square footage downtown with architectural character you cannot replicate.

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⚡ Tenant Only Pays Electric
💧 Water, Sewer, Trash Included
🚭 No Smoking
🐾 Reasonable & Responsible Pet Policies
🛠 Responsive Local Management
📍 Same Block as City Hall | Downtown Cape

If you’ve been looking for space, flexibility, and historic character — this is the flagship unit.

📩 Message us to schedule a showing
📞 Call/Text: 573 | 290 | 2478
📧 [email protected]

🔥 FOR RENT | Downtown Upstairs Vibes | Themis St. | CRIB LLC 🔥

This one is SPECIAL.

Large upstairs 2 bedroom / 1 bath with a HUGE private patio, bonus flex room, stained glass details, and serious vintage character right in the heart of downtown Cape.

You’re literally overlooking City Hall and Broadway. Walk to coffee, bars, campus, restaurants, events — everything. 🚶‍♂️☕🍻🎓

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✨ THE SPACE

🛏 2 Bedrooms
🛁 1 Large Tiled Bathroom
🌇 Massive Upstairs Patio
🏡 Bonus Room (Dining / Office / Studio / Child’s Room)
🎨 Beautiful Stained Glass Windows
🪟 Historic Trim & Art Deco / Mid-Century Energy
❄️ Mini-Split Heating & Cooling
🍽 Vintage Youngstown Metal Kitchen Cabinets — Totally Retro. Totally Cool.
🚗 Shared Driveway Parking
🌳 Large Covered Front Porch (Shared with Lower Unit)
⚡️ Tenant only pays Electric! Water, Sewer, and Trash INCLUDED!

This place has SOUL. It’s perfect for the kitsch artist type, college students, young family, or professional who want something with character — not a bland apartment box.

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🚭 No Smoking
🐾 Reasonable & Responsible Pet Policies
📍 Historic Downtown Location
🛠 Responsive Local Management

If you’ve been waiting for something different… this is it.

📩 Message us to schedule a showing
📞 Call/Text: 573 | 290 | 2478
📧 [email protected]

🚨 CUSTOM SLABS + LOCAL SAWMILL PARTNER (Cape Girardeau Area) 🚨

If you’ve been hunting for real wood — not big-box “builder grade” — CRIB LLC now has a local sawmill partner who is sitting on an unreal inventory but has ZERO marketing department! So we’re gonna take a whack at it 😃

He’s sitting on:

🪵 Live edge slabs (table-ready)
🔥 Kiln dried lumber
🏗️ Nominal sizes in multiple species
🪓 Hand-hewn reclaimed beams + cabin timbers

This is the kind of material you use when you want a project to feel high-end, custom, and permanent.

Wood species available include:

✔️ Elm
✔️ All types of Oak
✔️ Pine
✔️ Walnut
✔️ Cherry
✔️ Poplar
✔️ Cypress
✔️ Ash
✔️ Pecan
✔️ Hickory
✔️ Cedar
✔️ Beech
✔️ Locust

Reclaimed Timber Inventory (This is the rare stuff):

He also has 150–200+ year old reclaimed beams and timbers pulled from barns and cabins across Southeast Missouri / Southern Illinois — including massive single-piece hand-hewn logs up to 40’ long‼️

Yes… basically real-life Lincoln Logs for grown men with expensive hobbies 😅

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Perfect for:

🛠️ Custom dining tables
🪑 Coffee tables / bar tops / countertops
🏡 Mantels + fireplace surrounds
🏗️ Post & beam accents
🧱 Floating shelves
🚪 Stair treads
🎥 Studio builds / feature walls
🪵 Farmhouse restoration work

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📩 Message CRIB LLC on Facebook and we’ll connect you directly with our sawmill partner, send you current inventory pics, and get pricing on exactly what you need. Or call,
📱 573 | 290 | 2478 or email,
📧 [email protected]

Local. Custom. Legit.

RENTED! – Remodeled 1BR + Office | Downtown Cape Girardeau | Walk to SEMO |
Utilities Included |

📍 Harmony St & Park Ave – Cape Girardeau, MO
🏡 Triplex – Main Floor Unit Available

This brand newly remodeled main-floor unit is the perfect fit for a young professional, student, or work-from-home tenant who wants a clean, modernized yet cozy space, in a prime downtown location.

Unit Highlights

✅ Large 1 Bedroom / 1 Bathroom
✅ Bonus Office / Mud Room with private entrance from Harmony St
✅ Huge living room
✅ Large eat-in kitchen
✅ All new hard-surface flooring
✅ All new appliances
✅ Gas Stove/Oven for the Home Chef 👨‍🍳
✅ Beautiful bathroom
✅ Tenant Only Pays Electric ⚡️

Location Advantages

📍 Downtown Cape Girardeau
🚶 Walkable to ALL restaurants, shops, and city amenities
🎓 1 block from SEMO campus
Perfect for a boujee work-from-home setup or a self-employed professional.

This Property also Features

🌿 Shared rear patio/garden space
🧺 Common laundry room with coin-op washer & dryer

Contact CRIB LLC –
📍 Cape Girardeau, MO
📲 Message us here on Facebook
📞 573 | 290 | 2478
📧 [email protected]

This is a phenomenal office space! We should know as we currently work out of it! Leasing now! Hit us up!

🌲 MASSIVE Old-Growth Cypress Tree – FOR SALE

• Approx 4’ diameter × 60’ tall
• Healthy, straight, living tree (NOT reclaimed)

Estimated Yield:
➡️ ~4,500–5,500 board feet after milling

Pricing:
💰 $3/BF – Buyer cuts & hauls
💰 $5/BF – Seller cuts, buyer hauls
💰 $12–18/BF – If professionally milled into lumber/slabs

Perfect for 🪵 slabs, beams, millwork, tables, or custom builds.
Old-growth cypress this size is rare and has serious upside.

⚠️ Serious buyers only. Buyer responsible for removal logistics if cutting.
📩 Message with plan & timeline

+1 (573) 290-2478 | [email protected]

Accepting any and all serious offer open to trades and negotiations

🔥 COMMERCIAL SPACE FOR LEASE – PRIME CORNER LOCATION 🔥
📍 1 N Sunset Blvd, Cape Girardeau, MO
🚦 Corner of Independence & Sunset | High Traffic | Huge Visibility | Planned Renovations | Build to suit

🏢 MAIN FLOOR
✅ 3 Offices / 1 Bath
🪑 Reception + waiting area
☕ Full kitchen (break room)
🌤️ Large enclosed covered porch = 3rd private office
🚗 6–8 parking spaces included
📢 Massive road signage included

🔧 BASEMENT – Available separately or bundled
📦 Huge open space + storage annex w/ shelving
🗄️ 2 additional rooms (storage or offices)
🚪 Separate entrance
🚗 Subterranean garage (1 wide × 3 deep)
🚛 Parking for 4–6 vehicles or trailers

🛠️ BUILD-TO-SUIT AVAILABLE
Renovations up to $XX,000 (not disclosed) depending on lease term — can be rolled into long-term lease.

📍 Between midtown & downtown
🏫 Near shopping & schools
👀 Tons of daily traffic

🚘 An estimated 10,000–20,000+ vehicles per day on Independence Avenue — According to Missouri Department of Transportation AADT traffic volume classifications

💼 Perfect for:
Construction • Roofing • Trades • Real Estate • Tax • Legal • Office + Storage • Owner-Operator

📩 Message CRIB LLC to schedule a tour or discuss build-to-suit options.

+1 (573) 290-2478 | [email protected]

Disclaimer: Some photos Ai edited or enhanced to reflect build to suit options and planned upcoming renovations

warehouse space available!