Eric Jahn

When your girlfriend gets ID’d at the club… and you’re drawing Social Security.
Bill Belichick’s new flame, 24-year-old Jordon Hudson, is young enough to still get carded — meanwhile, Bill’s checking retirement plans.

Lesson of the day:
Love is ageless… but the bouncers still have rules.
Risky business when your date gets “Can I see your ID?” before “Can I see your number?”

No swimming