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I took my kid out today and accidentally discovered a business that appears to be searching for customers who were born at age 35. 😅
Right on the front door was a sign that basically suggested children are welcome as long as they don't talk, move, laugh, exist, or otherwise remind anyone that they're children.
The funny part is that it wasn't even the rule itself that caught my attention—it was the attitude behind it.
It felt less like "please be respectful" and more like "we've already decided your family is a problem."
Which is a bold strategy for a place that relies on the public walking through the front door.
The whole thing gave off serious "kids tolerated, money appreciated" vibes. 💀
I was honestly tempted to go inside and ask if that's how they greet parents in person too. 😬