Flatiron Coffee

It has come to my attention that my previous post was an OLD VERSION of our menu that has since been updated. It’s fine, just think of it as going through a magical transformation after true love’s first kiss.

I’d try to blame it on too many piña coladas, but alas, that excuse won’t work.

NOW, FOR REALSIES, THE NEW MENU!

(Is this how the Gingerbread Man felt? It is hot in here? Just me?)

After almost 30 years, Gretchen, our old espresso bar, finally pulled her last shot of espresso.

Just in time for the holidays, we’re introducing Francesca, our new top-of-the-line La Marzocco.

She’s lean, she’s mean, she’s a latte-making machine.

We present to you…CHAI HARD, our holiday drink menu. There’s lots of helpful advice in this selection that will allow you to navigate an estranged partner’s holiday party so we suggest you comb through it carefully. Y’know, like a detective would on their day off.

Mr Frodo, if I take one more step, I’ll be the furthest from home I’ve ever been!

Not to worry, Samwise! Flatiron Coffee has you covered with our new cozy LotR inspired drinks. They’ll make you feel like you’ve never left the Shire.

I have been particularly enamored with the SECOND BREAKFAST, a French toast latte with light espresso. Merry and Pippin agree so now there’s a consensus.

You may not want to set the world on fire, but these drinks just might! Off our new summer menu, I present PEP-BOY, our themed additions.

I am enamored with FEO, FUERTE, Y FORMAL. It’s a salted caramel latter with a twist: we add coconut and use our light roast espresso, which is currently a Sumatran from with plum and cedar notes.

If you’ve been feeling more like a ghoul than human, this might just be for you.