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"'Cathy’s kinda weird,” says boyfriend, Jacob Feldstein (21), a junior who flinches at the mention of her name, deeply in love. 'She tells me she can read my bones. She knows how I will decay.'"

Forensics Student A Little Too Into Coursework – The Hoot With special niche social sciences professions come special responsibility. No one is more eager to embrace such than sophomore Cathy Vitale, aged 20, who, according...

“All he does is pass out papers to the students, but they love it because it lets them get closer to that chiseled jawline they love. I think it’s why people are turning in their assignments on time now.” Many professors were worried that having the TA cover his face will result in less student participation.

New Mask Mandate: Everyone Required To Wear Face Coverings Except Your Hot TA – The Hoot           As the fall 2021 semester begins at Florida Atlantic University, administration has changed the school’s mask policy multiple times. This past Tuesday, they’ve announced a...

"Rumors of a promotion have been circulating ever since Kelly Tweeted “I love my big purse daddies, ” back in July shortly after the announcement that FAU will be going back to in-person classes despite the increase in Covid-19 Delta-variant cases."

Pres. Kelly Promoted To The Board Of Trustees' Best Owl Boi – The Hoot Reports are coming in from the Office of the President of the University that the rumors of Pres. John Kelly’s promotion by FAU’s Board of...

Adams explained that he called out to the disembodied spirit of Henry David Thoreau in the hope that Thoreau’s spirit could “spell out what’s so cool about Walden Pond.”

Student Unsure How To Cite Ouija Board In MLA – The Hoot As students prepare for final exams, English majors across all of FAU’s campuses are compiling journal articles and other research and building works cited pages...