BACH LAW FIRM

You think YOU have problems? (TRUE STORY)

Phone Company: Who am I speaking with?
MASHA: This is Masha Bach.
Phone Co: I'm sorry, ma'am but you are not the primary account holder on this account.
MASHA: Oh.. Who is?
Phone Co: Law Offices of Masha K. Bach, P*e Ai.
MASHA: Would you like to speak to it?
Phone Co: Yes, that would be great.
MASHA: Ok. Just a minute, let me get it for you. . . . . . . . . . This is attorney Masha Bach from the Law offices of Masha Bach.
Phone Co: Hello Ms. Bach. I see that you are the primary account holder. What can I do for you today?
MASHA: You can add a second account holder.
Phone Co: Sure thing. Who would you like to add?
MASHA: Please add Masha Bach.
Phone Co: No problem. We can do that for you.

HAVE A GREAT WEEK!
Masha