Icing on the Cake

Do you need some unique entertainment this evening? Strongly encourage you to sn**ch up some of the last tickets to Last Rites! Tonight! Not just ‘cause I have a small role in the production (i can’t pass up a chance to dress up in velvet and pearls), but the show is awesome. It’s dance theater, so the story is told with dancing not dialog and the audience is encouraged to be silent (i don’t know about you, but after a thanks day with my mom’s side of the family i crave quiet). It’s immersive, the audience gets to wander around the theater and see the different skits in different rooms. The storyline is rich and requires you to get into it, a murder mystery told through dance. If you like the arts, please come support this delightful dance theater! Doors at 7pm!
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It’s pie time again!

My new kitchen is so lovely and tight. I am not paying for lots of square footage anymore and neither will you. My menu is gonna shrink, but so are my prices! Like $26 pies!!!! Get some!!!
This year i am not fu***ng with canned pumpkin. Only real pumpkins fresh from the earth. They’re so much better it’s worth all the work. There will be lots of local organic apple pies too, but sadly no berry this year. The key lime will not quit, it’s too good, i wont judge if you order two. The crust on the chocolate cream is going up all the levels, i’ll be crushing my chocolate chip cookies and making the crust with that. (i love you too Latoya!)
Same drill: order online, 24hr notice please, you’ll get to learn my new location when you order! Realcupcakes.com
Honestly, at the end of my old spot i had a pretty glorious moment throwing the phone in the trash…. don’t call… order online 💜

The sign is down but we are open! It’s our last day! We have plenty of all your favorites in stock,   ice cream sandwiches are $4 each and our garage sale is half off! Even the fridge (excluding some cake plate)! Come get it today! Open till 7:30 💜

Hey! We do need to get our move on! If anyone can help us with hauling stuff, we will handsomely reward you with cookies and cake. Please reach out if you have a truck, lifting skills and time to scoop up some equipment and drop it off at its new home. :)

We’d also like to pull together a little moving party, we’ll have tunes and sweets if we can coordinate trucks and anyone that wants to help move it move it. Please reach out and let us know your availability this weekend or Monday, Tuesday. 💜