Satanic Lesson's

The 9 Commandments:

Commandment 1:
Satan represents indulgence, not abstinence!

Commandment 2:
Satan personifies the essence of life instead of unrealizable spiritual dreams.

Commandment 3:
Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deception!

Commandment 4:
Satan represents mercy for those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on flatterers!

Commandment 5:
Satan represents revenge, and does not turn the other cheek after a blow!

Commandment 6:
Satan represents responsibility to those in charge instead of being involved with spiritual vampires.

Commandment 7:
Satan presents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often even worse than those who walk on four legs; an animal that due to it's "divine, spiritual and intellectual development" has become the most dangerous of all animals!

Commandment 8:
Satan personifies all so-called sins because they lead to physical, mental and emotional satisfaction!

Commandment 9:
Satan has been best friends of the church at all times, supporting his business all these years!