Mini Pig Bernerd

Summertime ready 🌞

It's too icy and cold out so I'm staying inside today! If you need me, I'll be spreading my straw around and napping on the couch.

I got a pumpkin today! Tastes pretty good 😋
Mom says I remind her of Pigpen from Charlie Brown, because I'm always covered in straw now and he was covered in a dust cloud 😏

I've been waking up between 5:30 and 6 am every morning for the past month and coming in around 8:30 pm FOR NO REASON 😌

I got this bowtie for a BLM fundraiser a month ago, but I like to wear it just because Black lives matter 100% of the time.

(I do have my sassypants on because I really needed to p*e and I had to wait forever for Mom to open the door.)

Bowtie from
Promocode BERNERD10 at checkout

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