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We’ve compiled a list of summing up the goats personalities. So I introduce to you…

The Real Goats of Appling County 🐐

Lucy = tired Southern grandmother who chain-smokes emotionally and has accepted none of her descendants are normal.

Diva = anxious former gifted child and anxiety-ridden witness protection participant constantly convinced someone is plotting her murder.

Secret = postpartum conspiracy theorist under house arrest with her children who briefly attempted population control on her own offspring.

Belle = broad-shouldered bar fighter and hired muscle who settles disputes with shoulder checks and intimidation.

Debby = trailer park auntie and random wildcard that joins fights simply because one was occurring nearby.

Jingle = HOA president, union boss, and local dictator.

Hope = tiny manipulative gremlin and wannabe enforcer running psychological warfare campaigns for sport.

Butterbean = retired female linebacker/bodybuilder with exactly one mortal enemy and everyone knows not to seat them together at holidays.

Baby = emotionally fragile rescue mom/civilian protected by the family who just wants snacks, safety, and human validation.

Money = gym girl freshman who just discovered pre-workout, started lifting three weeks ago, and now walks around trying to shoulder check everyone in the hallway to establish dominance.

Boujee = party girl/sorority girl whose only concern is whether there will be music, vibes, and social events.

Riot = feral hitman/tiny cartel enforcer who believes violence is communication.

Disco = charismatic future politician/cult leader deciding whether to become beloved mayor or horribly corrupt.

Skrimp = spoiled boobie baby still emotionally attached to breastfeeding and nursing during corporate meetings.

Smokey = sentient loading screen/buffering wheel.

Rummy = giant middle school athlete still waiting for her personality to download.

Spicy = future arsonist/domestic terrorist in training with unresolved rage issues.

Bubba = Southern kingpin/old-school patriarch who still believes every female in a 10-mile radius desires him.

Coco = laid-back nightclub security guard/bouncer who occasionally remembers he can deadlift a Honda Civic.

Mr. Big = terrifyingly handsome biker with a Disney prince face who secretly cries during movies.

Jugg = registered public nuisance and workplace harassment seminar example.

Bonus = teenage athlete flexing in mirrors hoping girls notice his genetics.

Stilts = pretty-boy himbo operating entirely on vibes and poor decision-making with absolutely no survival instincts.

Glass Eye = Vietnam veteran/war survivor energy trapped in a goat’s body who wakes up grateful every morning.

Big Red Fool = escaped psychiatric patient who thinks tag is a legitimate security strategy.

Freezer = golden retriever trapped in a goat body, blissfully unaware he’s being lovingly marinated for a formal event.

It’s been 6 weeks (42 days) since I bought a goat… I’m starting to feel the itch 😳

This morning I told Ben the vet is coming for a whole herd health check prior to breeding season kick off. His response? “I sure wish you liked Gucci bags and clothes, your hobbies are expensive!” 😂 All of us are expensive just in different ways 😉

The goats are soaking up the attention 🥰