Perplexing Puzzle Parties

📚😑 …So we’re doing Gilmore Girls Trivia now. Jan 17th. Cool. ☕🥂

Yeah, it’s happening.
**Morning of January 17th.**
Gilmore Girls Trivia.
Coffee. Mimosas. All the essentials for pretending you’re smarter than you actually are.

Things you should probably know:
👉 Who dated who
👉 Who dumped who
👉 Who should have dumped who sooner
👉 And every ridiculous thing that’s ever happened in Stars Hollow
(Trust me — there’s *material.*)

There’ll be:
☕ Coffee — pretend it came from Luke’s
🥂 Mimosas — try not to spill one on a first edition
🎁 Prizes — which I’m sure are *life-changing*

If you get a question wrong, don’t worry.
Just smirk, shrug, and blame society. It works for me.

Team Jess, Team Dean, Team Logan?
Sure. Pick a hill. Die on it.
Or just show up, answer stuff, and leave with your dignity mostly intact.

Alright. That’s it.
I’m done talking.
See you there… or don’t.
Whatever.

— Jess. 📖🖤

Who else is excited for Harry Potter Trivia tonight?!