The Quarantines

Facebook gave us a "Shop Now" button for whatever reason. Go click it and listen to our songs for free.

Hey, how about this? If you buy one record, we'll send you two. Buy two and get all three. Buy all three and get some random record from section "Punk A-Z" in Josh's 7" box. It's the Spring Cleaning Sale™

We can't possibly think of a better show, a better club, or a better group of people to go out in front of. Thanks for the fun, friends.

Love,
Josh, Rebecca and Ryan

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. GET YOUR ASS TO THE SIDEBAR RIGHT NOW.

Work week is over for all you office types. Celebrate by going to Friends Fest on Saturday. Do it. Last chance to see us.

https://www.facebook.com/events/523576434391641/

Guys. Guys, seriously. This weekend. Guys. GUYS. This weekend is our last show ever. We'll have "band breaking up" discounts on our records, there are a million awesome bands playing, and you're friends with everyone. Not going makes you a stupid jerk. Don't be a stupid jerk!

See you Saturday at the Sidebar, right?

Bogus.

Goodyear compromises with the powerful "Ice Cube's a pimp" lobby

These dudes sang backups on our record. We did not sing backups on their record. Their record is still pretty killer, and deserves your attention.

Play it loud.

Ancient Warlocks Ancient Warlocks rule the night!

20k Doges for one record or 35k Doges for all three records shipped anywhere in the US.

Merry Xmas from the Quarantines.