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CLASS OF 2030 ANNOUNCEMENT!

The Eastern Tech Engineering program gets another one! CONGRATULATIONS & WELCOME to incoming 2030 Maverick, Andrew Moore!!! Congratulations to the Moore family!! See you soon!



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AMAZING DISCOVERY AT LOCAL AREA HIGH SCHOOL

BALTIMORE (AP)
Updated, Wednesday, April 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM EDT

Ground survey crews and archeological groups recently uncovered an amazing find on the campus of Eastern Tech High School, located in Essex, Maryland. After conducting a procedure in the ground discovery process known as ‘sampling’, crews began to notice a substantial increase in small rubbery materials in their findings. This revelation led to pulling back layers of muddy grass to find what seems to be some sort of athletic turf field which astounded scientists and organizers alike. “We just couldn’t believe what we were seeing and it seems to be in surprisingly great shape, almost like its new.” said one worker. Though no one is sure when the field was installed, one thing they can all agree on is that such a resource would be an amazing boost to the Eastern Tech community.

“It’s gonna be so great for all of our athletic programs and give us so many great opportunities to play on our home campus,” said one Eastern Tech student athlete, “and no more slipping all over the place!”

“This is gonna bring back a lot of proud EVT alumni who want to reconnect with their school,” said one Alumni member.

“Being able to sell concessions at our own field on our own campus is going to do wonders for our fund-raising efforts,” stated a One Tech Booster Club Board Member.

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