The Daily Pooper

Columbia, MD
Gender neutral, individual bathrooms with some motherf**king occupancy indicators!!! Holy trinity of perfect bathrooms right out of the gate. Most likely a choice based entirely proactively for their customer base (the g**s read you know). Unlike the ignorant people that protest these kinds of bathrooms. I mean how f**king stupid must you be to not want a single occupancy private bathroom like this. Genuine mouth breather activity. I apologize for my enthusiastic language but do you have any idea of how long its been since I've seen something like this??? Opening the door does start a downward trend. The specific bathroom I chose had a dirty floor, which was very clear due to the adequate lighting. Nothing in the way of decoration, however there is an overhead speaker blasting some tunes. So... thats something. Currently jamming to Just Dropped In by Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings (thanks ). Solid saxophone work. Toilet paper is (BRANDED!?!) Scott spec Soviet two-ply. Actually amazed would stick their name on this product. I get it, filling a need of cheap toilet paper to make money, but at a certain point we need to look inwards and ask ourselves "what are we willing to put up with today?" Not Fu***ng This™ would be my response. The knee-to-tp was pretty spot on. The sink had great room to wash, although was also gross and had like, p***s in it. Seriously look at the picture, tell me those aren't p***s. The soap was unremarkable, although the dispenser was not dispensing nearly enough per squeeze.

Overall 7/10, would p**p again. This review upsets me. I Thought we had a hall of fame worthy entry. The second I opened the door I was upset. In order to score a perfect 10, they need to keep this thing clean. I deducted 2 for how dirty this bathroom. The toilet paper needs an upgrade badly. I'd like to see maybe a poster, or picture of a bookshelf (you know, book store) and maybe an air freshener would be a nice touch. It should be noted there was a changing table in the handi-accessible bathroom.

Barnes & Noble. Good people. Need to keep up on their cleanliness. Otherwise would p**p again.

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We put locks on them so nobody steals our precious toilet paper, but then we dont let our employees have the key, so they have to leave the roll unguarded. Ripe for pilfering.

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