Tanked Apparel

Field testing these new tech tees - they’re like a tank top and sunscreen in one.

After tons of R&D we’ve created a product that will let you drink a beer, throw a frisbee and even hold both (simultaneously). We’re optimistic that by 2022, our product tester will be holding a beer in each of his hands… what a time to be alive!

Hope Santa comes through with those two front teeth…

Anyone else grow up with a stuffed armadillo drinking a Lone Star on the family kegerator?

“Where’s the closest P. Terry’s?”