Cryptic Mushroom Bars

Now available on the Upper East Side 🤍

We are proud to share that Cryptic Mushroom Bars are now carried at ☕️

A space rooted in culture, intention, and community. Exactly the kind of place we envisioned our bars living in.

Whether you need a morning boost, an afternoon reset, or a late night edge, our Oat Cacao bar delivers steady, functional energy powered by adaptogens and functional mushrooms. No crashes. Just clarity.

If you are in NYC, stop by, grab a coffee, and experience it for yourself.

Join us Tomorrow - Thursday December 11: 6-9 PM CT at the Naturally Austin I ❤️ Texas CPG Holiday Happy Hour!
Cryptic Mushroom Bars will be sampling clean, brain-forward fuel in the heart of Austin’s CPG community.

Register through link in bio or walk in and register on the day of the event.
Texas CPG is booming! Come celebrate with us!

* What’s included with your ticket: Complimentary drinks featuring local Texas brands
Exclusive tastings and product experiences from emerging CPG founders
Gift shopping!

🧠❤️ Food for your brain. Fuel for your heart.
Cryptic is leading the next wave of real-food Food Is Medicine. Crafted by a brain-health researcher using ingredients your body actually recognizes.

No fillers, no sugar alcohols, no gimmicks. Just functional mushrooms, adaptogens, and whole-food nutrients that support cognitive clarity and heart health.

Because what you put on your plate is powerful.
So… what’s on yours? 🍄✨

Thank you to my friends at

Unlike caffeine that overstimulates the brain, Cryptic Mushroom Bars nourish and restore it.
☕️ Caffeine = psychoactive 😵‍💫
🍄 Functional mushrooms = neuroactive 🧠

A new kind of energy: steady, focused, and brain-fueling.
Get up. Get moving. Get running with Cryptic.

Dallas, we’re coming to you! 🍄✨ We’re bringing Cryptic Mushroom Bars to this Saturday morning for a special sampling Pop Up! Free samples while supplies last!
📍 3300 Knox St. Suite 200, Dallas, TX 75205
⏰ 9AM - 12PM | Saturday, October 25th

See you bright and early, Dallas! ☀️

We’re excited to announce that has recognized our Founder as one of the 40 Under 40 in Public Health! 🎉🎉

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐏𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬, 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞.

𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐞 & 𝐏𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 @𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐌𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐢
𝐅𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐬 🧠🍫

Currently exclusive to Erewhon, but coming to more shelves soon.
Back in stock this week on our website.

Cryptic Mushroom Bars in Oat Cacao deliver adaptogenic power from ashwagandha, cordyceps, and shiitake — with rich, real flavor. Healthy without compromise on taste.

No sugar alcohols. No artificial ingredients. Just real fuel that works.

Ships nationwide. Retailers near you coming soon.

FIND PURCHASE LINK IN OUR STORY!!!