The Spoon Knight

Keeping track of how big Mars has gotten by comparing him to Bo.

First day of kindergarten!

First job done!

Turned this restroom from drab to fab BOY

Sorry about my face

I was surrounded by losers this weekend

Save some d**g for the rest of us dude.

Tuesday I’m releasing a new song that critics have said, “your worst song yet”, “no I don’t want to be on that song”, “stop playing it on your boombox outside of my daughters window in the middle of the night”. I’m excited for everyone to hear it!

Here it is, my first published poem!