asleeponairplanes

Ladies and gentleman aboard flight NE1469. We thank you for flying with us today. We know you have a choice when it comes to falling , while watching your favorite phone-size movie, after ordering a $10 drink. From the of our hearts, thank you!

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight NE1469, we want to send a special shoutout to the women in seat 4D! We departed 10 minutes ago and she’s been unconscious for 9! Now that’s what I call !

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight NE1469. As we start our descent into #2026, I’d like to remind everyone with your mouth open is not recommended aboard our flights. Also, 7 out of 6 doctors do not recommend wearing your glasses while you’re sleeping. Stay safe and stay healthy!