Thin Poo Line

Pretty solid review:
“And suddenly, my mind and spirit were catapulted to a far destination - A pleasant farm stead in South Carolina. Sheep’s wool and cotton tails fly in the wind, dancing across the ponds and small country bridges built in times past. A familiar cottage I see, lying just past the gardens... a quaint colonial home with a tire swing. I’m overcome with the heart warming sensation of being home, and it hits me... an old, familiar and warm scent reminiscent of simpler times... And alas, the scent reveals itself as grandmothers peach cobbler pie, cooling in the window. Then I flush.”
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I started TPL specifically on April 1st three years ago to make people think it was a joke. Instead, the real gag was you not gagging while TCB on the throne cause TPL made it smell like you s**t donuts. From now until April 7th, 2024, use code BDAY30 at checkout for 30% off your order. Thanks for keeping TPL afloat.
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Was hoping to stick this next to an ACAB somewhere, but this’ll hafta to do.
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