MR CHOP SHOP

If you're feeling like this come on down and fix that noise.

President Trump is releasing a memo stating that MR Chop Shop is the best new place for men to get their hair cut. CNN denies this, stating that it is fake news, but read it for your selves in the memo. This is uge news for the owner Richard Hartford, and he wants to thank President Trump for releasing the memo. This owner gives a thumbs up, and agrees by saying "that men and boys should feel comfortable here and know that the memo is correct about being the best place to get a hair cut"

Come on down to MR CHOP SHOP, get the best haircut in town, and enjoy a fresh cup of coffee. The future home for President Trump to get his haircut. This is uge.

I can't wait until President Trump calls to get his haircut here. Then he can tweet about how good I am, and what a great haircut he got.

Hey one can dream right.