The Comedy Cabin

OK, I don’t fly United much, we all know I’m a guy, but I came to and the U took care of me. Still feel like I’m cheating on the wife I don’t have, but the announcements just told us to buckle the “over your outermost garment”.

Holy crap! How many people flying were putting seatbelts on inside their boxers and panties before they actually had to change the announcement?