Saint John School

Nobody had “Mr. Rozzo turning into a full-time gardening influencer” on the summer bingo card, but here we are. Rumor is he’s out there in overalls before sunrise whispering motivational speeches to his zucchini and tracking plant growth in a spreadsheet. 🌽📈🤣

Summer staff rumor of the week: We turned on Wimbledon this weekend and nearly dropped the remote… was that Dr. Porter sitting at Center Court like she’s on a first-name basis with the royal family? 🎾👑😂