Holly Rutchik - Minivan Matriarch, Author

Me: Not one of you puts the strainer away in its proper place!
Kids: yeah we do!
Me: Exibit A: photo of annoyed mother, in the wild of her kitchen, 5 weeks post hiding candy in said proper place.
Note: all candy still accounted for.
Not found: strainer.

**mother only participates in science experiments under extreme distress and for the sole purpose of proving petty points to children**

Put it on as a joke while doing Tessa's Ursula makeup. Am oddly kinda here for it.....