Nowak Distributing

Well, they finally got us....

OUR PRICES ARE SO LOW THEY'RE CRIMINAL!!!

Charges include:
• Price-slashing with intent to distribute
• First-degree snack trafficking
• Possession of discount labels over the legal limit

Appleton PD pulled up like: “WHO’S RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE DEALS?!”
Me, sweating: “I just wanted people to afford chips…”
Officer: “Sir, this is reckless generosity.”

I’m typing this from the back of the squad car. Please tell my customers I love them.

I am only kidding, and no that was not me getting pulled over but the opportunity of someone else breaking the law presented itself to remind the general public that WE HAVE THE LOWEST PRICES IN TOWN! And we always will!