Albuquerque Is Awful

Looks like an excellent day for an N95 🤧

SHAMELESS BEHAVIOR IN ALBUQUERQUE WALMART- Sunday Morning- 99.99% of patrons wearing facemasks with no fear of government control or "the virus," no one spotted wearing pajamas, middle-aged woman with three dozen tiny items thoughtlessly forgets to allow elderly woman with one item to go ahead of her in line, purchases elderly woman's $2 Sunday Paper so she can go on and get out of the store without waiting. Elderly woman left the store with newspaper and cannot be reached for comment. Middle-aged woman confesses to having been raised to respect the elderly and feeling guilty for not having been more mindful. She admits to having had brain-fog because she needed to eat breakfast. There were some pigeons in the parking lot. This situation is out of control! Local child whines "what about children's lives?" and throws a tantrum because if elderly ladies are treated with dignity there won't be enough mattering left over for "all lives."

Live Broadcast! Only one hour after actual event! Complete with grainy home video footage! Albuquerque woman ambushed while washing dishes! Victim IDs criminal as a Mr. Daddy W Longlengs. Longlegs has an extensive criminal record including Murder of Mosquitoes and Trespass in Bathtubs.

If spotted, approach with an empty cup and piece of junkmail for capture and release program.