Comedy Unrated

In case
You don't
See me around
Or on line
Just ngenzeeee ku baby shower yaaaa YESU.
Inform the rest☝☝
Siriiwo ngenze Jerusalem 🚶‍♀🚶‍♀🚶‍♀

I will fight for her the way barca fought for glory..
I will defend her the way Dortmund defended their post...
I will flog her enemies, the way Bayern flogged arsenal..
I will win her hrt the way Chelsea is winning EPL.
And my love will be as conSIXtent as man utd in 6th position
I will buy her lots of jewelries the way madrid has won alot of ucl trophies
That is called true love.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😝

(y) Johnny was trying to avoid paying doctor's fee after an Eyes operation.
So he says, "doctor, I still can't see"
The doctor then asks a sexy young and beautiful nurse to
undress in front of him.
The Doctor Asks Johnny if he was seeing Anything..
Johnny answers : "I can't see!"
Doctor tells nurse to open her legs and show her Private Part.
Again Johnny says : "doctor I can't see still."
The doctor answered : "You are stupid, if you can't see, HOW COME YOU ARE HAVING AN ER****ON? , Nurse prepare his bill please😂😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

*Similarity between a man and a rat*
😂😜🤓
*They are both always looking for new holes to enter*
😂😂😜

*A town planner was asked ''What do u think is wrongly designed on a woman's body?'' He answered, ''I think the entertainment centre is too close to the sewage system*''. 👆👆👆😂😂😂