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Called Club 33, this semi-secret restaurant and lounge, located above the park's Café Orleans and French Market restaurants offers visitors high-end meals and experiences. The venue is invite-only—with a years-long waitlist—and has an initiation fee of $25,000 to $100,000, with an annual fee of as much as $30,000, according to some reports. If you don't have, oh, a decade to wait, plus a spare 50-large lying around, worry not: Members regularly sell reservations on CraigsList.

If only the rest of the world had such wisdom.

Theme parks have to be careful to protect themselves from any legal action on the part of unhappy or injured guests. Part of this effort means instructing employees not to talk to guests who mention bringing a lawsuit and to simply connect them with security. As one Six Flags employee explained on Reddit: "DON'T TALK ABOUT SUEING [sic] AT ANY POINT IF YOU WANT TO GET SOMETHING. I can't stress this enough, because if you mention 'sue,' 'court,' or 'lawyer,' all employees are trained to stop talking to you and call security."

It might seem like a brilliant plan: go on a roller coaster, pretend to get whiplash, and sue the amusement park owner for millions. You wouldn't be the first to come up with the idea, though. One Six Flags employee said on Reddit that, "Everyone thinks they can try and fake an injury and try to sue, but they just get themselves nowhere. It happens too often."